Am I An Alcoholic? Need Help With This?

when i wake up in the morning i have a bottle of tequila before i go to beg for money on the street, then depending on my turnover on any given day, i either invest in some more tequila or heroin, before mugging some old lady and heading for cash generator to sell what i can. this is all before 12am aswell.
Also, ive been looking into them new cash4gold enterprises and would like to know if any of you think they offer better money than cash generator or cash convertors, because thats a very easy way to get rid of gold, if u know what i mean?
serious answers please

8 Comments

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  Karen March 12, 2010 at 11:55 pm

  It’s hard to be serious when you say stuff like “mugging some old lady”. Some ppl find it hard to believe u aren’t joking/ sarcastic. And yes, you’re an alcoholic. Heroin has been proven to cause 60% of people who drink alcohol to become severely addicted to not only heroin but the actual ALCOHOL-HEROIN combination. Truthfully, if you’re able to go on the internet and don’t really see how you can be begging on the street. There are tons of ways to make money fast on the internet if you can access it and if you have know-how. Start by making a blog, getting a bank account, and adding Google AdSense (search blogger.com to make a blog) and (search Google AdSEnse to get google adsense for your blog). if tons of people start following your blog you make money automatically– every time someone clicks on google ad sense’s advertisements you get like 50 cents. You can also go from door to door in a nice neighborhood ( with a clean shirt and shaved), telling people you are working for a charity donating money to haiti or africa. They’ll give you more money than if you were begging. or just force some little kid to do it for you– it works better that way. You can also play an instrument (if you know how) in a busy area, people might give you money. You can also do fundraisers or just make a business by buying food at a supermarket, adding sugar, and selling it as “candied food” in a busy area in a booth. or do something creative– make art and opt to sell it at a nearby gallery–they don’t care if you are homeless. or take food and make mini scenes with little people made of food. You can make really cute pigs out of lemons– people are sure to buy them There are tons of ways you can make more money than by begging. The internet has all the info you need. The reason you are homeless is obviously that you are so addicted to the HEROIN-ALCOHOL combination, you can’t save up enough money to live in comfort. You spend too much on costly alcohol and heroin. eventually you WILL be caught and taken to jail for mugging people. Plus scientists say the longer you take heroin, the more heroin you need to go on a heroin high so you need to make even MORE money. Heroin also “triggers” your brain to tell you you are really happy. eventually your brain catches on to what is happening to it and it builds a mucousy membrane that close off all areas of the brain that have anything to do with being happy. Your heroin won’t make you as happy, and when you aren’t on heroin, you will be SO miserable. The funny thing is if you stop taking heroin for 6 months, your brain will repair itself, and you will feel as happy after eating some good, greasy fries as you did 6 months ago after taking heroin. All you have to do is check yourself into a rehab facility; they will do the rest for you and it doesn’t require any willpower.
  P.S. Please don’t mug little old ladies. I am one and if some guy mugged me I would be sad and unhappy. Mug rich, cocky little dudes who can afford it,, please
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  WP Robot March 13, 2010 at 12:27 am

  well, if you do heroine then you are for sure a drug addict, but it doesnt seem to me like you drink a ton..maybe a bottle of tequila a day is a little too much..but there are definitely worse people out there than you.
  but my question is why do you find it necessary to do all that to your life? i dont mean to sound like a theropist or counselor or anything, but you really could either do a lot better things with your life or get it back on track..it isnt that hard.
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  Izzy March 13, 2010 at 5:37 am

  It seems that you are following your dad’s footsteps, in which you still got a lot to catch up to. Let me know when you are at the point of not tequila but moonshine and instead going to bed for money you suk rooster for crack, then come in here and post a real problem, alright!!!!
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  The Proud Alcoholic March 13, 2010 at 9:04 am

  Hahaha…good one and obviously not a real question. My only problem with your daily activities is that you are drinking tequila. That is the only alcohol I don’t care for.
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  chena March 13, 2010 at 9:51 am

  No, you are not an alcoholic, you are an addict and a loser. Get a job and leave other people alone.
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  Enough said March 13, 2010 at 3:18 pm

  If you get some alcohol out of the old lady you mug then yes, otherwise no.
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  Mam March 13, 2010 at 5:14 pm

  avoid bad company…
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  The Magistar March 13, 2010 at 11:11 pm

  Where did you get a computer? Bad troll is BAD!